Phrases...

There are several phrases that I've heard come out of my mouth that I never thought I'd utter... for example, tonight the kids were playing and giggling in the bath. I was folding laundry in the hallway where I could supervise, but I was slightly distracted. When I finally realized what all the giggling was about, I had to say, "Jemma, stop playing with your brother's penis." Geeezzz...